{"product_id":"girl-girl-girl-power-organic-cotton-apron","title":"Girl Girl Girl Power Organic Cotton Apron","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGirl girl girl power. Triple the recipe.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Girl Girl Girl Power Organic Cotton Apron is an organic cotton kitchen apron featuring bold white lettering. It takes the Girl Girl Girl Power design and turns it into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to work before anyone has even tasted the food.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe language is pop-feminist and deliberately camp, but the useful version of girl power is agency, safety, bodily autonomy and solidarity, not a pink product with no politics behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhatever is on the menu, the rule is the same: more flavour, more queer realness and fewer sad salads pretending to be dinner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for dinner parties, Pride brunch, baking days, barbecues, date nights or the ordinary Tuesday meal that deserves more personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCall it a funny queer apron, a camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift or the new uniform for somebody who has been making dinner gayer for years. It also works beautifully as a Pride kitchen apron because the identity or joke feels rooted in actual queer culture rather than generic Pride boilerplate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe substantial organic cotton gives you real protection from flour, grease and sauce, while adjustable back straps help you find a comfortable fit. A large divided front pocket keeps utensils, tasting spoons, your phone or emergency tongs close when the kitchen starts serving crisis. Queer bodies do not need to become smaller, smoother or more conventional before they are allowed to host dinner. Tie the straps where they feel good, protect the outfit and let the body exist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGirl Girl Girl Power Organic Cotton Apron Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal Queer In The World Girl Girl Girl Power design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 7.08 oz\/yd² (240 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdjustable back straps for a comfortable fit across different body shapes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUpdated streamlined neck strap without the buckle shown in some older product photos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge front pocket divided into two practical compartments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal for Pride brunches, queer dinner parties, baking, barbecues and everyday cooking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA sharply specific funny queer apron or camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUseful protection against flour, grease, sauce and overconfident whisking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach apron is made especially for you after you place your order. 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