{"product_id":"girls-girls-girls-organic-cotton-apron","title":"Girls Girls Girls Organic Cotton Apron","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGirls, girls, girls, and one enormous cheese board.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Girls Girls Girls Organic Cotton Apron is an organic cotton kitchen apron featuring rainbow text, exudes bold queer pride. Floating with whisks and glittery hearts, it embodies empowerment and joyful self-expression. It takes the Girls Girls Girls design and turns it into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to work before anyone has even tasted the food.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSapphic culture has always built its own social codes, bars, books, chosen families, ex networks and jokes. The kitchen version is the lesbian potluck: excellent salad, complicated seating history and somebody who can also fix the loose cabinet hinge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSapphic dinner-party rules: good bread, sharp knives, one carabiner on the counter and a seating plan with complicated history.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTake it to the lesbian potluck, Pride picnic, date-night pasta session or group dinner where three guests have dated each other and somebody still brought an excellent salad.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a brilliantly specific lesbian cooking apron for the friend, partner, chosen-family icon or domestic menace who would actually understand the reference. As a sapphic kitchen gift, it feels far more personal than generic rainbow kitchenware while still being useful enough to survive the sauce.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe substantial organic cotton gives you real protection from flour, grease and sauce, while adjustable back straps help you find a comfortable fit. A large divided front pocket keeps utensils, tasting spoons, your phone or emergency tongs close when the kitchen starts serving crisis. There is no approved body for queer domesticity. 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