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Pronouns take less time than mincing garlic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is everyday visibility for cooking, baking and hosting: useful queer kitchenwear for the mundane domestic life LGBTQ+ people deserve to live without explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs a pronoun apron, it has the kind of specificity that makes a gift actually feel personal. It is also an excellent gender-inclusive kitchen gift for Pride, birthdays, housewarmings, queer weddings or anyone building a kitchen with less beige and more attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe apron itself is sturdy 100% organic cotton with adjustable back straps and a large divided front pocket. The current neck-strap design has also been streamlined for comfort, so older product photos may show a buckle that is no longer used. The adjustable fit works across different bodies without pretending there is one correct shape for an apron wearer. 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