{"product_id":"homosexual-tendencies-organic-cotton-apron","title":"Homosexual Tendencies Organic Cotton Apron","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHomosexual tendencies include seasoning food and flirting with the host.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Homosexual Tendencies Organic Cotton Apron is an organic cotton kitchen apron featuring Homosexual Tendencies Organic Cotton Apron, featuring rainbow-themed cocktail elements and pride decor. The apron symbolizes queer empowerment and playful, bold self-expression. It takes the Homosexual Tendencies design and turns it into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to work before anyone has even tasted the food.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHomosexuality used to be described clinically as a tendency, disorder or pathology. Reclaiming that old language as a joke turns the medical gaze back on itself. Today's symptoms include garlic, flirting and excellent table settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHomosexual Tendencies belongs beside a chopping board because cooking is already theatre with knives. Add garlic, add attitude and plate like somebody is watching.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is for the cook, baker, host, chaotic sous-chef or domestic diva who wants practical kitchen protection without dressing like a tasteful farmhouse catalogue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a brilliantly specific funny queer apron for the friend, partner, chosen-family icon or domestic menace who would actually understand the reference. As a camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift, it feels far more personal than generic rainbow kitchenware while still being useful enough to survive the sauce.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe apron itself is sturdy 100% organic cotton with adjustable back straps and a large divided front pocket. The current neck-strap design has also been streamlined for comfort, so older product photos may show a buckle that is no longer used. Queer bodies do not need to become smaller, smoother or more conventional before they are allowed to host dinner. 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