{"product_id":"im-in-this-for-the-money-organic-cotton-apron","title":"I'm In This For The Money Organic Cotton Apron","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIn this for the money, staying for the canapés.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe I'm In This For The Money Organic Cotton Apron is an organic cotton kitchen apron featuring floating cooking utensils, embodies proud, queer, stylish kitchen confidence. It takes the I'm In This For The Money design and turns it into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to work before anyone has even tasted the food.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design works because it sounds like actual queer conversation rather than a Pride-month committee meeting. The joke, identity or reference is specific enough for the right person to clock immediately, ideally while stealing something directly from the chopping board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhatever is on the menu, the rule is the same: more flavour, more queer realness and fewer sad salads pretending to be dinner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for dinner parties, Pride brunch, baking days, barbecues, date nights or the ordinary Tuesday meal that deserves more personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCall it a funny queer apron, a camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift or the new uniform for somebody who has been making dinner gayer for years. It also works beautifully as a Pride kitchen apron because the identity or joke feels rooted in actual queer culture rather than generic Pride boilerplate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe apron itself is sturdy 100% organic cotton with adjustable back straps and a large divided front pocket. The current neck-strap design has also been streamlined for comfort, so older product photos may show a buckle that is no longer used. There is no approved body for queer domesticity. Hairy, soft, muscular, flat, curvy, scarred, changing and beautifully ordinary bodies all get to cook.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI'm In This For The Money Organic Cotton Apron Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal Queer In The World I'm In This For The Money design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 7.08 oz\/yd² (240 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdjustable back straps for a comfortable fit across different body shapes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUpdated streamlined neck strap without the buckle shown in some older product photos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge front pocket divided into two practical compartments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal for Pride brunches, queer dinner parties, baking, barbecues and everyday cooking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA sharply specific funny queer apron or camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUseful protection against flour, grease, sauce and overconfident whisking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing note:\u003c\/strong\u003e This is a one-size apron. 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